An important message:
How did I find out how long a blue whale's penis was?
(It's around nine feet long if you wondered - taller than anyone reading this)
I found out because I watched a wildlife documentary on YouTube instead of working on my online business.
Great documentary...but another day without results for me!
And I'm not alone when it comes to avoiding work...
According to a survey by BambooHR, nearly 64% of home workers admit to simply pretending to work while actually just doom scrolling, poking around YouTube, or sinking deep into their fourth “10 ways to get rich” video of the day.
Sound familiar?
You want the results… but not always the work.
And you know what?
That’s OK.
You just need a way to build your business that fits the energy you actually have, not the fantasy version of you who still believes they have to mould themselves into Gary V or Tony Robbins.
Let’s be honest.
You don’t hate building your business.
You’re just tired of trying to do it the way productivity gurus keep banging on about.
You don’t want to wake up at 5am.
You don’t want to spend 3 hours colour-coding your diary or planner
You don’t want to 'schedule 200 follow-up emails' or 'build a funnel in a weekend'
You want to grow your business quietly, effectively, and without lying to yourself about 'starting a podcast tomorrow' or finally launching that coaching program.
That’s where this challenge comes in.
The Lazy Marketer's 7 Day Challenge:
Here's what this challenge does:
Gives you one low-effort, high-impact task a day
Gets you back into motion without burnout
Helps you make sales without funnels, ads, or drama
Rebuilds momentum even if you haven’t touched your list or socials in weeks
No videos to watch.
No login portal.
No 'lifetime access' to something you’ll forget exists by next Tuesday
You get the whole 7-day challenge, delivered instantly, in full, in a single, beautifully lazy 38 page PDF.
You can open it in your browser, print it out, or prop it up next to your coffee and pretend you're getting your life together.
But if you take up the challenge and follow it...and you'll start to see changes in 7 days, I guarantee.
Because taking action is powerful